The Assassin Next Door

I think my neighbor is an assasin. Every night, whoever walks past her house is never seen from again. There are always red stains on her curtains. She tells everyone that she had a mistake with a pressurised bottle of ketchup but I'm not so sure. So yesterday, I went to investigste. When she went away in her car I snuck into her house, which was left unlocked. As I walked through the door my first thought was 'oh shit, I shouldnt be here' blood stains were everywhere. On the walls, the floor, the furniture, even the roof! I turned around to leave but standing behind me was my neighbor. She raised her knife and brought it down on my head. The last thing i saw was her face. It looked awfully familier, then I realised who it was. 'Mom'